Steinbrenner Gifts Guillen “A New Grill”

George Steinbrenner is said to be fuming over the chiding remarks White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen made in the media regarding Alex Rodriguez’s WBC indecision.
The Boss had a few choice expletives for Ozzie that unfornutately can not be repeated here, but word on the street is that Steinbrenner has commissioned a “custom grill” for the loud mouth Guillen that is apparently straight out of Da Bronx.
The engraving on the bottom pair of the “Zip Grill” says: “To my dear friend Ozzie, zip those fargening lips!!!!”