Mr. T Speaks!

You know him as Clubber Lang from the movie Rocky III or maybe as Bosco “Bad Attitude” (B.A.) Baracus from the A-Team.

His real name is Laurence Tureaud, but he is better know as Mr. T and tonight he has some words for Kyle Farnsworth.

INTERVIEWER: “Mr. T what was your reaction to Kyle Farnsworth’s meltdown in the eighth inning against the Chicago White Sox?”

MR. T: “It takes a smart guy to play dumb – I pity da fool.”

INTERVIEWER: “So basically you’re saying that Kyle Farnsworth should have probably been more focused – more of a student of the game – right?”

MR. T: “As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

INTERVIEWER: “Are you suggesting that Kyle Farnsworth had “nothing in the tank”, “was running on empty”, “had five cans short of a six pack” and therefore, imploded?”

MR. T: “I pity da fool.”

INTERVIEWER: “Mr. T, do you think that Kyle Farnsworth ruined what was probably a solid outing by Randy Johnson?”

MR. T: “When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn’t afford to pay attention.”

INTERVIEWER: “I agree with you 100 percent on that one, Farnsworth just wasn’t paying attention and as a result the Yankees nearly lost tonight’s game if not for Mariano Rivera.

MR. T: “I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules.”

INTERVIEWER: Well put. Thank you for your comments tonight Mr. T. Any last words for Kyle Farnsworth?

MR. T: “I’m gonna git you *****…”