Listen to imaginary comic Benny From Da Bronx joke about the Red Soxs.
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Join Dr. Phil and Jorge Posada as they talk about Da Broken Nose Mystery.
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No Worries!

I Have faith in Oscar Goldman and George Steinbrenner to rebuild Johnny Damon.

A little “tennis elbow” never hurt a baseball career —He’ll be back no matter what those B-towners say.

Peace,

G-

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Check out the World Baseball Classic Public Service Annoucement – well, at least how I envision it now ;.
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Well, the 2006 Winter Olympics got started with a bang – that is until two unexpected guests showed up.
DOWNLOAD DA OLYMPICS.mp3 and find out what happened at the opening ceremonies.

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I was playing around again this evening and came up with another song to pay tribute to the Bleacher Creatures out there in Yankee Stadium.
Download Bleacher Creature MP3 Song:
Download creature.mp3

Here are the crazy lyrics:

You got Gary Sheffield and he’s out in right
Don’t swat him in da head or there’s sure to be a fight

So leave him alone and count ten steps
Johnny D’s in center, gonna represent

So snap away and move to the left
Godzilla’s blowing fire from his chest

And be very careful as you move around
A-Rod’s at third but he’s diving on da ground

For all the line drives and the screaming heaters
And he’s backed up at short by Derek Jeter

Admire the golden glove and move to second base
Robinson Cano’s the rookie with the fresh face

Pat him on da back and now you’re on first
Giambi is da man that brings the big hurt

Mr. Mouse Solo:

Wigga, wigga, wigga wait a minute!
This is my house, this is my house!

And you can call me Mr. Mouse…

The Original – Bleacher Creature…

And the next time you see me
Throw me some cheese please

Peace out.

Give a guy access to some beats and a microphone and you have a recipe for a song.
Download “Crack Dat Bat” – a song I crafted together on my Mac for Mariano Rivera, the master of cracking bats!

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Peace,

G-money!

The following is an excerpt of "’Twas The Night Before Christmas" as read by Boston Red Soxs manager Terry Francona at the Boston Pops.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the clubhouse

Not a creature was stirring, not even “Boston Sluggo”, aka Christopher House;

The ketchup stained stockings were hung by the dugout with care, In hopes that St. Epstein soon would re-appear;

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of “playoffs” danced in their crazed heads;
And Manny in his ‘kerchief, and Big Papi in his skull cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter season nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Big Papi sprang from his bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the dugout he flew like a flash,
Slipped on tobacco juice and seeds and tripped over the trash.

Big Papi, barefoot with ‘jammies” stumbled off into the snow,
Gave a scratch to his backside and hugged tight his “Teddy” in tow,
When, what to Big Papi’s eyes should appear,
But a drunken St. Epstein, with a twelve pack of beer,

With a belligerent ex-general manager, so scruffy and mean,
Big Papi could not believe it truly was St. Epstein.
He swaggered and stumbled and cried out for a game,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called the players by name;

"Now! Damon, now! Wells, now! Clement, and Nixon!
On! Millar, on! Schilling, on! Varitek and Timlin!
To the top of Pesky! to the top of the green wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Big Papi sprang to the dugout phone and gave it a scared jingle,
And said to the 911 operator, “Hurry, please fast, we have a drunk Kris Kringle!”

The sirens and red lights filled the crisp night sky,
With sounds of batons flaying and the bruising of swollen eyes.

St. Epstein was cuffed and slowly brought to his feet,
And tucked away in a squad car all proper and neat.
But Big Papi heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas you bums, and to all a good-night!"

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